Chapter 1: Love, Deep as the Blue Sea
Sonic the Hedgehog was sitting down in his apartment, resting on his black leather couch, when he heard the doorbell chime. He walked up to the door, curious to see who was there. When he opened the door, however, he was greeted by an orange feline, bearing an all too familiar t-shirt, complete with a red exclamation mark. Sonic realised of his ex-boyfriend's presence and shut the door; however, Bubsy clawed through the door, and demanded to talk about their sexual relationships.
"Why did you abandon me? I was only there to help you." Bubsy sensually stated, his eyes laden with tears and arousal.
"Things change, my orange feline, but you have to accept it. I'm in love with Shadow now." Sonic replied sternly, glaring at the mascot.
"I thought you loved me!"
"I thought I did too, but you simply weren't my type."
"WHAT DID I DO WRONG?"
"You almost destroyed the universe, but more importantly, you destroyed my heart."
"I didn't mean too. I just wanted to, you know, spice things up."
"You didn't have to spice things up. Everything was fine the way it was."
"I just wanted to feel important though."
"How can you justify selling my chaos emeralds to Dr. Eggman?"
"He gave you them back. Right?"
"Yeah, all but one."
Bubsy's hand reached into his pocket and pulled out a small, blue box complimented with a silky, red ribbon. He held it up to Sonic, for him to see.
"I used the final one... for this!"
He opened the box to reveal a green wedding ring. Sonic gazed at the handcrafted marvel.
"It's beautiful." Sonic complemented breathlessly.
"Sonic... I... don't know how to explain this to you.... I'm pregnant. Will you marry me?"
"YES! I will marry you!"
Suddenly, Shadow, overhearring the ordeal, stepped in. "Sonic, what you doing with this peasent?"
"Oh, Shadow. This is my new wife, Bubsy. I'm done with you." Sonic stated, his voice sadistically cold.
"You monster. Why did you drag me into this thing called, 'love?'" Shadow weeped and shouted, "Chaos Control!" and vanished into the air.
"I can't believed we're getting married!" Bubsy shouted, as a limo drove over to pick up the lovebirds.
"I can't believe it either." Sonic mumbled, lovestruck.